2013
This year I: Started the year in MelbourneFell deeper in love with Sydney Worked my ass off Got a promotion Won an International Content Marketing Award Spent countless nights travelling :DFlew to...
View Article"Gentlemen. This is what rape culture is like: Imagine you have a Rolex...
“Gentlemen. This is what rape culture is like:Imagine you have a Rolex watch. Nice fancy Rolex, you bought it because you like the way it looks and you wanted to treat yourself. And then you get beaten...
View Articlemy mom: asians are the some of the safest people in the world
my mom: asians are the some of the safest people in the world me: there are asian gangs too and stuff my mom: and they're called study groups me: omg
View ArticleWould you like to be a tree?
only if you were moss, then you could take a lichen to me :)
View Article"A lot of men want a woman to mother them. They get with a woman and all they...
“A lot of men want a woman to mother them. They get with a woman and all they do is regress to the point where you might think he might not be capable to take care of himself at all. I don’t want...
View Articleanimalstalkinginallcaps: ARE YOU OLDER THAN JESUS? No. ARE YOU...
animalstalkinginallcaps:ARE YOU OLDER THAN JESUS?No.ARE YOU OLDER THAN PLASTIC?Yes.DID YOU INVENT PLASTIC?No.WILL YOU THROW THE RINGS FROM PLASTIC SODA BOTTLES AT ME SO I CAN PLAY WITH THEM?Yes.I LOVE...
View Article"It was an...
“It was an everything-works-out-in-the-end-so-maybe-war’s-not-so-bad-after-all sort of film. One of these days they’ll be making a film where the whole human race gets wiped out in a nuclear war, but...
View Article"If you stick a knife in my back nine inches and pull it out six inches,...
“If you stick a knife in my back nine inches and pull it out six inches, that’s not progress. If you pull it all the way out, that’s not progress. The progress comes from healing the wound that the...
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